Jason Giardino
The World's Okayest Realtor
Although little is known for sure, leaked classified files suggest that Jason Giardino is a real estate marketing and negotiation machine created in an secret lab outside of Buffalo, NY in the late 1970's.
Escaping the facility in 2001, Jason Giardino fled to Phoenix, AZ where he joined the Tempe Police Department and used his superhuman salesmanship skills to coax drug dealers into giving up their suppliers and to convince career criminals to change their lives.
In 2010, despite the best efforts of the intelligence community, Jason Giardino became aware of his true identity. After extracting bloody vengeance on those responsible for the covert program, Jason Giardino began using his talents to negotiate amazing real estate deals for Arizona home buyers and sellers.
Jason Giardino has so far managed to elude all efforts to recapture him by CIA operatives, private contractors, and angry rival real estate agents. Jason Giardino remains at large.